leraggadyman:

thetomboywithheadphones:

bunnyinthebasement:

dragonsateyourtoast:

thetomboywithheadphones:

leraggadyman:

thetomboywithheadphones:

So there’s this girl who sits next to me in Biology, and she is such a religious nut She literally lectured me today because apparently I took the lord’s name in vain when I said “Mother of god” and I was doing my nails right now and  got the idea of making them fandom related, and decided on making them about Supernatural. I’m pretty sure shes going to scream bloody murder and lecture me when she sees them tomorrow in class. oh well

Oh please do tell. This is gonna be great.

Update: I STILL CANT STOP LAUGHING SINCE THIS MORNING We were sitting in class today doing the assignment and I saw her out of the corner of my eye. She saw my nails and looked kinda freaked out, so she made a small cross with her fingers in her lap and then, I kid you not, whispered “Cristo.” so then just to freak her out, I flinched and turned to glare at her, and she looked so petrified she almost jumped out of her chair

YOU ARE MY HERO

Reblogging just for the caption. 

UPDATE: So today, just for the sake of curiosity  I wanted to see if she still legitimately believed I was a demon after having the weekend to mull it over. I was in homeroom, and she, 5 of my other friends, and I were all at our usual table, and she started ranting about something. (I should probably mention she hasn’t made eye contact with me since the incident on Friday) I looked up from what I was doing to ask what she was ranting about, and she said “I AM JUST SO FURIOUS. THEY’RE THINKING OF REMOVING “Under God” FROM THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!” Seeing as we’re american, this is pretty much a huge deal? “WHY? GOD IS EVERYWHERE. GOD IS IN OUT EVERY BREATH. THEY’RE ALSO THINKING ABOUT REMOVING THE “In God we trust” FROM OUR CURRENCY. I AM JUST FURIOUS.” And so, every time she said the word “God” Id glare at her and lean a bit forward  She kept leaning backwards as to stay away from me, and then finally, after she finished ranting, all of my friends went into their own little conversations, and it was just the two of us left, so I let out a low growl at her and she covered her mouth with her hand and ran to the teacher’s desk to get away from me. I’m pretty positive she’s convinced I’m possessed by a demon. I admit, this one may have been a bit mean, but I was curious, sorry I’m not sorry. 

tbh this is the best thing on my dash

come-come-cardinal:

keepcalmandgosurfing:

geekyninja1:

attend-hogwarts:

grrrbarrowman:

skarosoul:

It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.

how old is google?

google is 13 today

(Source: beautiful-br0ken-b0nes)

maybethings:

deliciouspineapple:

pancakesandplaid:

tmirai:

foervraengd:

DISCLAIMER: Boobies can vary in maany different shapes and sizes, both natural and fake boobies. The illustrations shown does not promise this goes for every single boobie out there. But it should cover most boobies. NOW GO DRAW BOOBIES<3

(well except the one about gravity - I am very sure about that one at least.)

my references: My own boobies, many life drawing studies, hentai and porn.

I need this so bad >_> Boobies are hard to draw. And I have a pair.

what, no jokes about the boob physics in anime?

Anime boob physics is terrifying.  This, however, is a very good guide.  xD

Watch me reblog this post about boobs with some very academic-sounding tags. /pokerface

we-are-all-sherlocked:

inabasket:

the-k-factor:

juicyjacqulyn:

ohsopathos:

inabasket:

Look what I found at the dollar store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This made my day like you would not believe!

Bless you, you perfect angel

Is this is a figurative illustration of an obese persons discovery of their love for unhealthy foods, and how their excitement and pleasure from such constant indulgence distracts them from realizing their unhealthy lifestyle that ultimately results in their death from heart failure?

Nah man, I just really like chocolate oranges.

Best comeback ever.

thevvioletprince:

miarichan:

BEHOLD, I’M SOLLUXANDER THE GREAT! lol jk, now I finally have a troll cosplay uwu I’m not very happy with how the horns turned out, but pfff I’ll make new ones later.. I painted my face and neck, but the arms are photoshoped. I didn’t want to get all grey just for a test :p

wow you are a very attractive Sollux

fadeintocase:

 featherbent part 2 top secret sneak peak oh man

kitskittle:

my super bromodachi Aki as John Egbert at the Grand Homestuck Ball//

melindaclarkes:

#Someone please tell me why they don’t have their own show

(Source: bellamyyoung)

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

(Source: otprincess)

banasmagiccastle:

Crossdressing Pageant
Kanji Tatsumi → Kou Ichijo → Daisuke Nagase → Yosuke Hanamura → Seta Souji / Yu Narukami

YOSUKE

(Source: steinmonster)

ambitiousbard:

blinkyxx:

roboboners:

moonkistprincess:

celebrate-the-magic:

poison-ninja:

i-am-momo-senpai:

This is the most meta thing I’ve ever seen on Cartoon Network.

OH. MY. GOD.

OH MY FREAKING LORD

holy crap

wow the voices are so off

COW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

there is a phallus and it is repeatedly entering and exiting my brain, slowly but surely fucking every single brain cell I once had out of my skull

pokemon-zelda-ghibli:

Jack Skellington and the Tardis

it’s also a shirt btw

sorry i dont know where it’s from

epic-humor:

bedquest: dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

helioscentrifuge:

makin my way downtown

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